please can someone tell me why people sometimes screenshot posts and put them underwater
To the ocean with you
NO PLEASE I CANT SWIM
painfully true
Imagine saying "where sweets are baked, not bought" about the decade that invented blue raspberry
This is so funny. The 90s had the most absolutely heinous hyper processed candies. Unchallenged champion of checkout counter bullshit.
We were obsessed with making every sweet a powder, a goo, novelty shaped, or unbearably sour. Often some combination of the above. 90s sweets were utterly ridiculous and it was fantastic.
theyer old enough that they used to connect
They're older than Florida. The Floridian peninsula is the solidified runoff of the Appalachians that got caught on some coral. It's why we're like this, I think. You don't stand a chance of being normal when you were created by the shed skin of an elder god draping itself over a hollow skeleton. You're always going to be a little Off.
carrying this home to have sex with but by the time i get to my doorstep there is only a single toe left
@puertohurraco will take it from here
hands off my toe
Soap and Ghost talking dirty to each other in bed, like
"You're safe here"
"I'm never going to hurt you"
"You'll always be enough for me"
"I think you're beautiful"
"There will never be anyone else"
"I wanted you the moment I saw you"
"Let's go slow"
"No, I'm not leaving"
as a child being told "the moon controls the tides" with no additional explanation was like. oh okay. you want me to believe in magic? you're talking about magic right now? okay. fine
sorry. only semi-related but i simply wasn't ready for "the sun is a distant gorilla". thank you NASA
Ghost: I feel safe with you
Ghost: Tell me what you need
Ghost: I'll do it for you
Ghost: I can't lose you
Ghost: You make me happy
Ghost: I want you
Ghost: I'll always come for you
Ghost: Don't leave me
Ghost: I'll protect you
Soap: I love you, too
"poor people are happier with less" and "money won't buy happiness" is literally classist propaganda. stop buying into it and start making molotov cocktails
“money won’t make you happy” well i’d be a lot happier if i knew a medical bill wouldn’t send me into financial ruin
